Stop guessing and follow the f-ing formula. 

Setting up strong from the beginning means less fixing shit and more time making magic with your clients. 

By following a step-by-step strategy, you don't miss crucial steps just because you don't know about them yet (which is what we both did individually muddling through our first few businesses). 

Do the do. 

Most people spend more time thinking about it than they do actually getting it done. 

Efficiency leads to momentum which leads to bigger results, faster. 

Point #1 will show you what to do, but you actually have to do it!

Business is a long term game. 

Yes, you can get some quick wins, but you're in this to serve your market, create a killer reputation as a leader in your field and use that as a foundation to make some serious bank. 

If you're not willing to lean in long term to get results like that, maybe you want to re-think it before you even get started. 

i."We’ve tripled our client base - within the first six months we doubled them and in the last six months it’s almost doubled again"  

      - Chloe Bertolami, Breathe Pilates Studio

Let’s get real here, most people spend their lives doing work they don't even love that much that steals so much of their time away from them.

Running your own business is a huge endeavour.  We’re not those people who try to sell you on the dream. Straight up, there’ll be times where it’ll challenge the fuck out of you.

But it’s also your chance to do life on your terms. 

Set up your business in a way that works for you, that fits around the kind of life you want to live. 

Work the hours you choose, blow the cap off your income capacity, and get the massive emotional reward of doing what is truly meaningful to you. 

If that’s as appealing to you as it is to us, it makes the challenges worthwhile. 

And if there’s still any doubt, the growth you get from those challenges will teach you things about yourself and your capabilities that you can’t even comprehend yet.  

What's a business without people to serve?

Jam-packed with strategies to help you connect with your perfect clients, you'll set up your attraction streams so you're never left wondering when the phone will ring again.

Ensuring your service is superb and set up for 

1. the best customer experience

2. scalability - letting you grow without blowing out your expenses

You wake up on the day of a family gathering, knowing you finally have the answers you want to give to those "how's your business going?" questions from Uncle So-and-so. 

Or hearing feedback on a sales call with someone who found you online who is so excited to hear your voice and already knows they want to work with you. 

AND, knowing you can truly make a difference to as many clients as you want, at the prices you really want to charge, without burning yourself out.

You're finally feeling that confidence that your business can provide you with financial stability and give you the freedom to do what you really love.

No Worries OR Risk... This Course Comes With A
100% 60 Day Money Back Guarantee

Yep, 60 days.

The whole length of the program. 

If you complete and implement all the lessons in this comprehensive training and you still don't feel you've got a business setup you can count on, we'll give you your money back with no questions asked.

Why?

We want you to get results.  And if you don't, we don't think you should have to pay for it. 

*Read: There's a lot of wankers in this space and we want to do things differently.

OPTION 1: DO NOTHING AND GO BACKWARDS...  Back to the graveyard being the richest place on earth. Your idea isn't going to action itself, but someone else might be taking action while you're not.

OPTION 2: DO NOTHING AND IF YOU ARE LUCKY, STAY THE SAME..  You could keep relying on referrals, word-of-mouth and people finding your website and maintain your current position in your business.

OPTION 3: MAKE THE CHANGE TODAY, AND CHANGE YOUR LIFE... Open yourself up to a whole new, reliable client attraction stream that is entirely under your control and allows you to decide at what rate your business grows.

WE'RE JOHNO AND VICKY, AND JUST LIKE YOU, 
FREEDOM IS A HUGE PRIORITY...

But so is service. 

And dickhead-ery. 

Srsly Tho was founded for us to fulfil those values together. We've both learned some powerful lessons in business - from major successes to huge losses. 

We love to mess around, travel, meet people...and mess around some more. 

But between us, we have 20 years of business experience and have helped thousands of our own clients. When it comes down to it, we get shit done, solve any problems that come up and come out the other side better off for it. And still have a great time doing it.

And we're fucking good at helping other people do the same, without any of the flashy BS we're sick of seeing in this industry. 

If you're in it for the Lambo images and extreme lux lifestyle, we might not be for you. We do the occasional flash-bastard activities but for the most part you'll find us slumming it in hostels hunting down $1 margaritas (great times), because that's what works for us. Our businesses allow us the freedom and connection that bring the most meaning to our lives, and that's enough for us. 

That's not to say you can't spend your hard earned business dollars exactly how you want (Lambos and $10K hotel rooms included), we just want to make sure you vibe with us before we take this journey together.